Joke of the day

[kwo51]

Dead nazi are good nazi. Good for fertilizer,hog food and shark bait.

 

[Max]

I'm just a little...say...unhappy about the fact that an AUSTRIAN guy has ruined germany's reputation in the world once and for all.

Max

 

[oppo]

Nah, he stained it alright but he didn't ruin it. The German people, as a whole, have a pretty good reputation.

Plus, y'all were nice enough to send us Dirk Nowitzki. :waytogo:

 

[oppo]

 

[Max]

Plus, y'all were nice enough to send us Dirk Nowitzki. :waytogo:

And we invented the car, and we send you Mercedes, and BMW, and H&K, and Acer Computers, and, and, and...

Sorry, got into bragging-mode.


Max

 

[SilvrSRT10]

Is somebody sending me a Mercedes? Do you need my address?

 

[Jo6pak]

Yeah, I'll take a Beemer if you're giving them away....An F800GS Adventure would fit in my garage quite nicely between the Victory and the Jeep

 

[oppo]

I will take an AMG, please.

 

[kwo51]

Audi a6 is nice for old people like me, 911 targa would put wood back in my fire place.

 

[SilvrSRT10]

I'd settle for a good condition '98-'99 CL500. Those things were built like tanks. Double pane glass and auto door closers. And roomy. Put a set of nice wheels on it and I'd be stylin'.

 

[oppo]

 

[oppo]

Just for Max

 

[oppo]

I had to use Google translate for this one. If anyone else does the same, slice is not one of the words. The B is not a B, it is a letter that looks similar but isn't on my phone.

This was an image of a text conversation but I had to delete the image due to forum rules. It went like this...

"Hey man, I am trying to impress these German girls. Got any pickup lines for me? "

"Yeah man, try this. Ich scheiBe meine hose viel."

"Sweet man, thanks

YOU MOTHER******!"

 

[oppo]

A socialist, an illegal immigrant, and a Muslim walk into a bar.

The bartender says " what will you have Mr president? "

 

[oppo]

Here we go.

 

[oppo]

 

[oppo]

 

[SilvrSRT10]

I call BS on the simulate gunfire picture. They're not allowed to carry that big a knife. More like a safety pin.

 

[oppo]

 

[oppo]