priell3
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[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNkniZU4VsA[/ame]
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hotrodpc
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I seen that already. Thought it was great.
oppo
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[ame]www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnk0tIqsbYM[/ame]
oppo
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[ame]www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScgFIKXKFkc[/ame]
SilvrSRT10
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How do people that think an island can capsize get voted into office? And the girl talking to the committee was physically painful to listen to. I only made it 41 seconds into her talk before I had to shut it down.
The War Wagon
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I think she's been smoking too MUCH of... "the crops"... :mexsmoke::derp:
priell3
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Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it.
Number 2 guy says "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they had all lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game.
I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf' and she said 'Take a sweater'".
His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it.
Number 2 guy says "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they had all lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game.
I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf' and she said 'Take a sweater'".
priell3
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A large earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East .
Two million Muslims died and over a million were injured.
Iraq , Iran and Syria were totally ruined and the governments asked for help to rebuild.
The rest of the world was in shock. Great Britain sent troops to help keep the peace.
Saudi Arabia sent oil and monetary assistance.
Latin American countries sent clothing.
New Zealand and Australia sent sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian countries sent labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Canada sent medical teams and supplies.
Our new American President, Donald Trump, not to be outdone, sent two million replacement Muslims.
Two million Muslims died and over a million were injured.
Iraq , Iran and Syria were totally ruined and the governments asked for help to rebuild.
The rest of the world was in shock. Great Britain sent troops to help keep the peace.
Saudi Arabia sent oil and monetary assistance.
Latin American countries sent clothing.
New Zealand and Australia sent sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian countries sent labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Canada sent medical teams and supplies.
Our new American President, Donald Trump, not to be outdone, sent two million replacement Muslims.
