Arckadian
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hehehe now that's funny but I can see the wifes revenge :killer:
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hehehe now that's funny but I can see the wifes revenge :killer:
Sgt. Rock
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Yeah something to do with his balls I'm sure..but it was funny.
oppo
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TheOl55
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Ho Lee Fuk!!! ROFL!!!
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Sgt. Rock
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Sgt. Rock
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Government job
A guy goes to the I.R.S. to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok then, have you been in the military service?"
"Yes", he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour".
The interviewer says, "That will get you 5 extra points toward employment".
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in anyway?".
The guy says, "Yes, a bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles".
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay, you've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8am to 4pm. You can start tomorrow at 10am and plan on starting at 10am everyday".
The guy is puzzled and asks "If the work hours are from 8am to 4pm, why don't you want me here until 10am?".
"This is a government job", the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that".
A guy goes to the I.R.S. to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok then, have you been in the military service?"
"Yes", he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour".
The interviewer says, "That will get you 5 extra points toward employment".
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in anyway?".
The guy says, "Yes, a bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles".
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay, you've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8am to 4pm. You can start tomorrow at 10am and plan on starting at 10am everyday".
The guy is puzzled and asks "If the work hours are from 8am to 4pm, why don't you want me here until 10am?".
"This is a government job", the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that".
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SWSS
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DANG! The kid spewing milk looks like my son, I otta beat his azz just because!
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hotrodpc
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They both look fuggin trouble makers !!!
Where the hell you been SWSS??? Splain it !!! Where you been? Or have I just missed you? :shrug:
BTW, Put me a M&P .40 on layaway, and a Glock 22 OD Green too. It'll be awhile before I get them. I got them both since they were available and I wanted a hold on them, especialy the OD Green G22 Gen 4.
SWSS
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End o' the gubment spending year, dang bizeee. I am chillaxing in Parker CO tonight...mighty fine babes floating around. you will like the M&P, of course I never went wrong with the Glocks either....
hotrodpc
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Trying not to get to far off topic.... But everyone will think it's a Joke anyway... I don't want to tell anyone, I'm still liking that cheap SD9VE. It's not a bad gun at all for a cheapie. The trigger sucks, but after you shoot a couple mags through it, it's good. And it stays good until you shoot a Glock and go back to it again then you realize how bad it sucks. But I think after a trigger job, I'll be alright with it. Reliable as hell. No issues as of yet and I've been shooting the cheap shit in it. As long as it'll eat anything, I'll continue to like it. What I really like about it, it not having to be so damn careful with it in fear of hurting it or scuffing it up. Serving it's purpose well. I bought a cheap gun for a reason. Moreless to abuse really.
SWSS
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it's no joke, I really like my SD40VE, but I do still relish my 21C...anywho, I digress...
too much chocolate makes your ass fat, too much beer makes you like fat ass...
too much chocolate makes your ass fat, too much beer makes you like fat ass...
hotrodpc
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hmmmm, That explains why the ex would bring me home a 12 pack everytime she brought home a choclate cake.
hotrodpc
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They've been doing it since the beginning of time.
Sgt. Rock
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I use to bartend years ago..I know how women would put their tits on the bar and open up like I was some rock star. Some would cry about their boyfriends slapping them around but they still loved him (that one I never understood) or their broke and if I could buy them a drink (yeah right). That movie Cocktail with Tom Cruise was a lot I saw first-hand..was certainaly a interesting job.
TheOl55
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An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.
He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request.
Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I have never been with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores?"
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because asseholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty."
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?"
He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request.
Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I have never been with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores?"
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because asseholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty."
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?"
