Concealed 27
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thats to much...lol
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Joke of the day
- Thread starter RangerDanger
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ViperJeff
Administrator
Agreed.... I like short jokes
TheOl55
Full Access Member
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."
ViperJeff
Administrator
That works
SWSS
Full Access Member
So the other night my wife says after giving me a killer blowjob....nah, who am i kidding?
SWSS from somewhere....
SWSS from somewhere....
SilvrSRT10
Super Moderator
cmon now, the term is little people..... jeez. you are going to offend those short fucks.....
SilvrSRT10
Super Moderator
How do you piss off a little person?
Give them a yo-yo.
Give them a yo-yo.
animal
New member
SO??? HR needs something to keep him busy:rotflmao:
ViperJeff
Administrator
Go get 'em!!!
Sgt. Rock
Full Access Member
Say No To Strangers
One day A 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a truck pulled up beside him and the driver starts rolling down his window.
"I'll give you a bag Of lollies if you get in the truck," said the driver.
"No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked.
"I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No! I'm not getting in the %&* kin' truck!" answered the boy.
"Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies," the driver offered.
"No!" screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the truck?" asked the driver in a long sigh.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Ford Raptor, you live with it!"
One day A 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a truck pulled up beside him and the driver starts rolling down his window.
"I'll give you a bag Of lollies if you get in the truck," said the driver.
"No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked.
"I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No! I'm not getting in the %&* kin' truck!" answered the boy.
"Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies," the driver offered.
"No!" screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the truck?" asked the driver in a long sigh.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Ford Raptor, you live with it!"
SilvrSRT10
Super Moderator
If it had been a SRT-10 the kid would be bribing the father to let him in.
Actually that's not a Raptor jab. I want one of those too. On a side note: How do they ride on the highway? Had a guy tell me they were squirrelly on the road since they were mainly set up to be desert runners. This didn't compute with me.
Actually that's not a Raptor jab. I want one of those too. On a side note: How do they ride on the highway? Had a guy tell me they were squirrelly on the road since they were mainly set up to be desert runners. This didn't compute with me.
you mean i can post racist jokes here????
it rides way better than most vehicles out there. in fact one of our forum members is competing in the bullrun and doing quite well. i just had a slight incident with mine, but it will be back soon. cant wait for it. i found myself taking the truck to work rather than the nosbusa, even though i have to dodge bay area traffic
ViperJeff
Administrator
errrr... no... go get em..... over there on the FRF :troll3:
