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oppo
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I was mistaken. It is a members only area. My bad. 
oppo
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Concealed 27
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Oppo that's hilarious.....love it.
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SilvrSRT10
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Concealed 27
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Nice!!!!!
SilvrSRT10
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3 Guys were waiting for a flight that was late.
Their discussion drifts to their diverse
cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical
Muslim and the conversation falls in to an uneasy
lull.
The cowboy leans back in his chair,
crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat
forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around and the
old windsock is flapping, but still no plane
comes
.
Finally, the American Indian clears his
throat and softly speaks. “At one time here, my people were many, but sadly,
now we are few."
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and
leans forward, “Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why
do you suppose that is?"
The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick
to one side of his mouth, and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a
drawl, “That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do
believe it's a-comin'".
Their discussion drifts to their diverse
cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical
Muslim and the conversation falls in to an uneasy
lull.
The cowboy leans back in his chair,
crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat
forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around and the
old windsock is flapping, but still no plane
comes
.
Finally, the American Indian clears his
throat and softly speaks. “At one time here, my people were many, but sadly,
now we are few."
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and
leans forward, “Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why
do you suppose that is?"
The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick
to one side of his mouth, and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a
drawl, “That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do
believe it's a-comin'".
oppo
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That one never gets old.
SilvrSRT10
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Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims---
Funny, its ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews,
Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc etc,
but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims.
The sooner we are all on same level playing field the better.
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone
you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous
but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women
and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive or racist and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.
Funny, its ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews,
Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc etc,
but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims.
The sooner we are all on same level playing field the better.
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone
you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous
but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women
and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive or racist and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.
oppo
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snopes.com: Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims
Unfortunately, it wasn't actually from Jeff Foxworthy but it should have been.
Unfortunately, it wasn't actually from Jeff Foxworthy but it should have been.
SilvrSRT10
Super Moderator
I just copied and pasted it from another site. Didn't do the verification on it. It's still funny no matter who put it together.
oppo
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That it is funny goes without saying. :waytogo:
Sgt. Rock
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I was in Scottsdale, AZ the other day. I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
" I miss Detroit. "
So I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires, added an Obama bumper sticker and left a note that read, "Hope this helps.
" I miss Detroit. "
So I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires, added an Obama bumper sticker and left a note that read, "Hope this helps.
TheOl55
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SilvrSRT10
Super Moderator
I liked the video but I didn't like the subject matter. :van:
This administration is trashing this country. Won't even let the states affected control their own borders. What's wrong with this picture? The Fed should not be able to tell the states what they can and can't do.
