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hotrodpc

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They call them a "Trophy Wife".
I had one of those, once, lasted for one year, thas all of those head games I could handle.
The wifey I have now, has a pretty nice body, not bad lookin when She`s made up and is faithfull to the core. I thinking She must be in love wit Me or something. :Good or Bad:

Nahhh, she just might hate your guts and knows she made a huge mistake, but some women have morals and know what "til death do you part" .... means. Of course that goes both ways. I can still say I've never cheated on a marriage.
 

MrMarty51

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Nahhh, she just might hate your guts and knows she made a huge mistake, but some women have morals and know what "til death do you part" .... means. Of course that goes both ways. I can still say I've never cheated on a marriage.

Well, at least She tells Me that She does. :anitoof:
 

kwo51

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Mine has been a wonderful wife,mother and companion for 36 years. Home schooled 3 of 5 of our kids and ran a farm will I worked. She is a HERO. All five kids have good jobs.,+ 7 grand kids. Thats my sign.
 

Concealed 27

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Nahhh, she just might hate your guts and knows she made a huge mistake, but some women have morals and know what "til death do you part" .... means. Of course that goes both ways. I can still say I've never cheated on a marriage.

I cant...lol.... wait....:wtf:
 

cce1302

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No matter how long it's been, how good it's been, there's always someone to tell you it will get worse.

I love my wife.
 

SilvrSRT10

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Need some advice. I walked in the room the other day and my wife was watching "Snapped". That show that talks about how women killed their husbands. She was taking notes. Should I be worried?
 

MrMarty51

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Need some advice. I walked in the room the other day and my wife was watching "Snapped". That show that talks about how women killed their husbands. She was taking notes. Should I be worried?

NAHhhh, start watching freddie and saw movies and taking notes.
 

SilvrSRT10

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She fixed me dinner the other night and for an hour and a half afterwards my mouth was numb. The food also tasted a little odd. I asked her if she had tried any of it and all she would say was she wasn't hungry. I'm suspicious.
 

SilvrSRT10

Super Moderator
Sat back in my easy chair and took a little nap. I awoke to her checking my pulse. Seemed disappointed that I had one. Beginning to get concerned.
 

SilvrSRT10

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Yeah,,,,,, I wasn't going to mention that.

We were at the hardware store the other day. She wanted to find some rat poison. I said "Honey, we don't have rats". She said "Just in case". Lately I've had a curious yearning for cheese. Do you think there's a connection?

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Actually, none of the above posts are true. I've been married for 23 years to a great girl. We are best friends and do everything together. She loves me like nobody else could. I made this stuff up for entertainment purposes only. No, she's not making me say this.
 
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MrMarty51

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Yeah,,,,,, I wasn't going to mention that.

We were at the hardware store the other day. She wanted to find some rat poison. I said "Honey, we don't have rats". She said "Just in case". Lately I've had a curious yearning for cheese. Do you think there's a connection?

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Actually, none of the above posts are true. I've been married for 23 years to a great girl. We are best friends and do everything together. She loves me like nobody else could. I made this stuff up for entertainment purposes only. No, she's not making me say this.

Cheese is good, it is when You start eyeing the cat with suspicion that You should become alarmed.
 

MrMarty51

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Actually, none of the above posts are true. I've been married for 23 years to a great girl. We are best friends and do everything together. She loves me like nobody else could. I made this stuff up for entertainment purposes only. No, she's not making me say this.

OOHHHHhhh, I missed this part, Now, We are becoming concerned.
How is it going with throwing suspicion on the cat.
You can await until She is not watching to answer.
 

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