Quite touching...

[priell3]

My wife, being the romantic sort, sent me a text:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams,
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"

I replied: "I am on the toilet. Please advise."

 

[Albas]

Good response, my friend. You should have at least sent her a pic of what you did though. I bet she would have loved it.

 

[HouserSam]

Hahaha! I didn't see that coming.

 

[hotrodpc]

And then there were crickets !!!