10 Handgun Rules - Comedy

[ViperJeff]

That will work, but the broom will make a mess, you will need a mop

 

[TheOl55]

 

[RangerDanger]

By the front door of a local gun shop...

 

[HARLEY6LF250SDU]

The right to keep and bear arms ..........................:biggun:



The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.
Ted Nugent

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.
Ted Nugent

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.
Ted Nugent

A HUGE THANKS TO ALL WHO SERVE THIS GREAT COUNTRY!!!

9/11/01 I WON'T FORGET!!

 

[VIPR PWR HK]

The right to keep and bear arms ..........................:biggun:



The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.
Ted Nugent

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.
Ted Nugent

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.
Ted Nugent

A HUGE THANKS TO ALL WHO SERVE THIS GREAT COUNTRY!!!

9/11/01 I WON'T FORGET!!

That will work :High 5:

 

[ViperJeff]

Uncle Ted :biggun:

 

[TheOl55]

 

[ViperJeff]

Rick, I called the White House on your behalf. Based on an array of social, physical, religious and astrology parameters,......


President Obama and the White House were very proud to say, they are sending you a personal protection expert

 

[TheOl55]

Gee! I don't quite know what to say.....................

HeHeHe

 

[ViperJeff]

Glad I could help

 

[SilvrSRT10]

Just in case he's not available, We've contacted this guy as a backup.

 

[TheOl55]

Give me the bullet Andy!!!!!

 

[VIPR PWR HK]

HAHAHAHA ! Remember it well !

 

[ViperJeff]

hey, it was a Great Show... considering what was on the other two channels

 

[SilvrSRT10]

hey, it was a Great Show... considering what was on the other two channels

You can still catch reruns here in NC. The land of Andy.

 

[TheOl55]

 

[HARLEY6LF250SDU]

couple more

 

[ViperJeff]

Lol........

 

[fergie]

Hey! I didn't lie.

Not my kind of though.

 

[fergie]

An Email I got awhile back:

My neighbor is a "lefty" of sorts (Obama bumper stickers, gung-ho socialized medicine, "guns should be banned," etc.). So this past spring I put this sign up in my yard after one of his anti-gun rants at a neighborhood cocktail party. The sign wasn't up more than an hour before he called the police and wanted them to make me take down the sign. Fortunately, the officer politely informed him that it was not their job to take such action without a court order and that he had to file a complaint "downtown" first, which would be reviewed by the city attorney to see if it violated any city, county, or state ordinances, which if there was a violation a court order would be sent to the offending party (me) to "remove the sign in seven days." After several weeks he was informed that the sign was legal (by a quarter of an inch) and there was nothing the city could do, which obviously made him madder. I tried to smooth things over by inviting him to go shooting with me and my friends at the hunt club but that seemed to make him even more angry. I am at a loss how to reconcile our long relationship (notice I did not say friendship), any suggestions would be welcome.Absolutely love it!

lol where can i get one of those signs?