OOOOH, but pig pooopey is much smellier, bnesides, if he got splattered wit pig poo, He`d be condemned to hell, oh wait, He is already condemned to hell, He is the "Antichrist" in the flesh for sure.
I called My cousin that lives over in Huntley Mt. this morning, to see if He wanted Me to bring Him over My 4 wheeler and trailer so He can use it for elk hunting.
He said that they might have to cancel their trip, because it is on National forest propity and the camping ground they stay in that has a crapper house will probably be barackokaded in, I told Him, well just move them fuggers, He laughed, like the vets at the memorial, i told Him, Why the hell not, that is OUR land and not some dipshit of an assholes propitty, hell yeah, move them barrackokades and enjoy OUR forests and lands.