US Air Force Bombs Guam

[TheOl55]

Two thousand mice dropped on Guam by parachute ? to kill snakes - U.S. News

 

[SilvrSRT10]

Two thousand mice dropped on Guam by parachute ? to kill snakes - U.S. News

Mice and Tylenol are cheap. Why does this program cost 8 million?

And with 13K snakes per square mile in some areas, whats 2K mice going to accomplish?

I understand this is an ongoing mission. I wonder how far the 8 mil is suppose to stretch?

 

[TheOl55]

Personally Dave I think they should just Napalm the slippery little bastards. Oh, that’s right they outlawed that stuff. Bet we could scrape up some gasoline and Ivory soap somewhere……

 

[SilvrSRT10]

Personally Dave I think they should just Napalm the slippery little bastards. Oh, that’s right they outlawed that stuff. Bet we could scrape up some gasoline and Ivory soap somewhere……

Napalm or equivalent is too messy. Kill too many other critters. But then, what's 2000 dead snakes and mice going to smell like? They'll be raining from the trees. Yuk. Glad it's not my problem. Now I have to go find which one of my accounts they took the 8 mil from.

 

[Jo6pak]

They should have just dropped a bunch of lawyers.

Weasels kill snakes don't they?

 

[SilvrSRT10]

They should have just dropped a bunch of lawyers.

Weasels kill snakes don't they?

Only if they're on retainer. 8 mil is probably cheap compared to parachuting lawyers into Guam. Then you'd have to find a way to get rid of the over population of lawyers. Then we'd be talking BIG bucks.

 

[kwo51]

I thought snakes ate live mice. Government cures are scary.

 

[TheOl55]

Wait, If the Gov is going to feed the snakes mice are they required to issue SNAP cards to the snakes first?

 

[kwo51]

Snakes and squirrels cause millions of dollars of damage here also. Humans do more damage than anything,off with their heads.

 

[SWSS]

We are installing "bio" fences and gates at a new facility at Anderson AFB...keeps the poisonous snakes out...

SWSS from somewhere....

 

[Sgt. Rock]

Just play some Justin Bieber music really loud...that should drive the snakes into the sea.

 

[kwo51]

Why not bring in some mongooses?

 

[SWSS]

or is that mongeese?

 

[kwo51]

I stand erected.

 

[SilvrSRT10]

Then once all the snakes have been eradicated what are you going to do with all the fat mongooseseseses waddling around?

But seriously, I think they are only targeting this one species. How could you train the mongoose to only go after that snake and not all the others?

Think, people....think!

 

[TheOl55]

You could turn them loose on all the snakes in DC.

 

[kwo51]

When all the snakes are gone we will worry about it.

 

[ninja man]

they will just drop bigger snakes to eat the mice.......

 

[ninja man]

guess i should have read the story first........ so they are getting the snakes to od on drugs. shit for 8million dollars i will hunt them for you. it would be my job security for the next 30 years.

 

[kwo51]

Makes to much sense.