Military bumper stickers

Sgt. Rock

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Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases:

“When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine”
“Sniper: You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
“Machine Gunners: Accuracy By Volume”
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”
” U.S. Marines: Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”
" U.S. Air Force: Travel Agents To Allah”
“The Marine Corps: When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”
“Death Smiles At Everyone: Marines Smile Back”
“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”
“Marines: Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775″
“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden. It was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”.
“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”
“One Shot, Twelve Kills: U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support “
“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy; Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
…and finally
“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. The US military doesn’t have that problem.”


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This is not bumper sticker things I have seen, but funny just the same and thought up by my fellow service members.

US Army = Uncle Sam aint released me yet
ymrA SU = Yes my retarded ass signed up
SAM = Smart ass Mechanic (yours truly)
Marne = My ass reaming never ends
To go with this one the Marne position is called the Jane Fonda and you bend over and grab your ankles.
DAT = Dumb ass tankers
CDAT = Computerized dumb ass tankers
US Marine = Glorified bullet stopper
US Air Force = Fly boys
Navy = "semen"


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For those who care the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. The entrance is guarded by pit bulls with aids.

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