Here I hold a scary black automatic death machine. And we'll start the bidding at $1000. Who will give $1001? One dollar bid, now two, now two, will ya' give me two? Two dollar bid, now three, now three, will ya' give me three?
These are the tools of the criminally insane and sadistically radical right wing groups. THESE GROUPS MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS!! I propose that we systematically go door to door and burn their homes down so that we, the true leftist America, can sleep safely behind our doors and let the criminals have their way with us. I for one am looking forward to my midnight caller.