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Another Brain Surgeon doing an Outstanding Job.... Dumbass

Just lead the sheep to slaughter. There is an old saying "It is better to remain quite and be thought a Fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt"

Things your kids will be thinking one day, too :) Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes, come out wrinkle free, and three sizes smaller? Last year, I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet. I don't trip over things, I do...

Happy Belated New Years to you all I just crawled out from under a rock...

Merry Christmas Ya'll... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqKb1OGpDjo

And the kid goes the Child Protective Services and Mom and Dad go to jail and get a record for child endangerment and a bunch of other trump up BS charges....

Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the...

You have to remember what drove you apart and can you overcome those issues now. .

Conundrum You are on a Horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off. And on your left side is an Elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping Kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a Lion...

More over reaction by a bunch of a$$holes

A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a...

There goes my breakfast.....

It looks like that story is dated 08/06/2011.

To Those Who Lost Their Lives On That Faithful Morning 73 Years Ago. Rest In Peace. .

Fliegerfaust A late entry into the war, the Fliegerfaust (“pilot fist”) wasn’t developed until 1944. Also known as the Luftfaust (air fist), it was a portable ground-to-air rocket launcher, designed to be held and fired by a soldier. Due to a small firing range of only 460 meters (1,500 ft)...

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