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That took my breath away! Give me another full one!!

The wife says that she heard it was a 45

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What a wonderful story!!! None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity and clumsiness, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You're driving me mad, Tyrone." One day Tyrone's mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mom honestly...

Are you becomeing native American?

The 26th of this month and it's 32 years for us. Don't know how she put's up with me... .

Never feel weird about Loving someone...

There are bad days and then there are these days. There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, ...whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears...

1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and dipshit's. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. 3. I live in my own little world, but it's OK. Everyone knows me here. 4. I saw a very...

Regional Attitudes re GUNS You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. By Southern California standards, someone owning...

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One More.... A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- th...e more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He...

Sorry I haven't been around for a while, I've been sick... -------------------------------------------------------- Laying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's ass anymore. If walking is good for your health, the postman would...

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Good for you! You sound like one of the few who has his head screwed on straight. .

Best of Luck Jeff...

Or you could fry them up and cure that hunger problem