Search results

German TV was at it again, in a quite homocidal way. A reporter visited the Bundeswehr (german Army), and got handed one of the (very few) H&K G36 to show how up to date the Bundeswehr is. The poor lady (who obviously had never been told about gun handling) proceeded to hold the (magazine-less)...

"How to Organize a Successful Invasion of Russia." by co-authors Adolf Hitler and Napolean Bonapart And the follow up from the first guy (which is actually about to success): "How to make everyone think you're a german, without being one." Max

Being the typically german precise idiot here, I'll draw attention to the fact that the woman is drawing a Beretta/Taurus, while the text mentions a Glock.

How about: Advanced firearms training. By the German Bundeswehr (Army). It would be really short: "We can't tell you about advanced training, because we don't get any. The End."

Maybe they'll even help you with your research, by showing you how a detonating napalm-bomb works. Right after they drop one onto your part of town. Max

German news just minutes ago. "French soldiers are walking around with their rifles at the ready." Cue them showing a french soldier near the Eiffel Tower, with his Famas (I think) slung behind his back. I might be wrong, but I thought a rifle is at the ready when you have the butt against your...

I'd say that's pretty fair. An advantage that doesn't really exist and doesn't really cost anything. Max

I will have to wait for Blu-Ray or DVD, as it only runs over here in germany with a german dubbing (which is really poorly done) and actually cut by about 15 minutes. So, I hope you guys like it, I'll know in about a year. Max

I know that example was a little extreme (it was a tv-series, after all). As far as real life goes, I'd go by "If you come to take my guns, you better bring yours" Max

Hello everyone The photo in the link shows a perfect example (from a TV-Series) as of when you should give up your gun. http://www.imfdb.org/images/b/b6/BurnNoticeoshi.jpg Max By the way, of course it's not meant entirely serious.

I think the main problem wouldn't be the oxygen (there's plenty of that in a skyscraper), but the resulting fire. Napalm, as far as I know, burns quite hot, so either the building would catch fire leading to a "structural failure" (collaps), or the elevators and staircases would cause an effect...

Ok, thanks for the information. I looked it up elsewhere Max

The link doesn't work, it reads "video not avaliable".

To quote an army-forum: If it flies, it dies. Max

In the famous "gearing up" sequence of "Independence Day", when the armies are shown teaming up, there is an eastern european (or western asian) soldier shown holding his pistol during a briefing with the finger on the trigger, aiming at his superior. I think in real life he'd have lost his job...

I know that kind of people. It's called applying for a Darwin Award. I was aiming for instances from (reality-) tv, general tv and/or movies, not the news. Max

Don't forget the safety-aspect. If you shoot a squirrel at waist-level or lower, you're almost guaranteed to hit something else as well. If you shoot a squirrel at thirty feet above the ground that risk is much lower. Max

Hello Now, this is an idea of a new topic that can either fail big time, or get quite interesting/funny. But nothing in between those two extremes. It is about (live action) television (and movies) showing dangerously stupid gun-handling, or very, very obvious mistakes. Most recently, a...

Thanks oppo, didn't get the file into my post. Max

I know it includes long periods spent waiting around, but it combines clay shooting with squirrel hunting. And adds a new kind of challenge to both. Billybobs squirrel removal service. - 9GAG Max