Shocker: Princeton Freshman Is Offended And Afraid

[priell3]

Newby Parton is afraid. Very, very afraid.

Oh … and offended. Very offended.

Newby Parton, a Princeton Freshman, is so sorry and offended that he might start drinking. A lot.

Or something.

Why is Newby afraid? Because he might be offending people.

Shocker: Princeton Freshman Is Offended And Afraid - Downtrend

 

[Sgt. Rock]

Sounds like he needs to get a life or go back to mama...

 

[Jo6pak]

I'm offended that he is offended.

He needs to rent a pair of testicles

 

[kwo51]

He's got a pair his mother lent him hers.

 

[SilvrSRT10]

This guy (and I use that term loosely) is so sensitive he probably cries at sunsets. But not knowing his home life he may not have had much of a father figure to help thicken his skin. If all he's had was a mother to emulate then that would explain a lot. And now he's put himself out there for all to ridicule.

 

[kwo51]

His father must have been Pee We Herman.

 

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[Jo6pak]

He must be the product of immaculate conception. Because I don't think there have been any balls in that family for at least a few generations...