9 Important Facts

[priell3]

Nine Important Facts

Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said:

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

 

[oppo]

Haha

 

[Concealed 27]

Good one priell3, made me lmao......
Concealed 27

 

[Max]

If I may ad some more:

Number 10 - Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 11 - Some people are like Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 12 - All of us can take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 13 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800, but a substantial tax cut only saves you $30?

Number 14 - Bad decisions make good stories.

Number 15 - Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize that you're wrong.

And last but not least, Number 16 - Parents today are worried about just two things: What their sons download, and what their daughters upload.


Max

 

[kwo51]

Thats whats wrong with my printer!